Those cute, I’m a Mac and I’m a PC, commercials really irritate me. Now I don’t want to get into the whole PC versus the Mac thing although at times it might seem like I am. What I want to explore is our love-hate relationships with our computers. No matter how much you love your computer and OS, they can be throw-out-the-window annoying at times. For instance, Word 2007 crashed just after I started this blog entry. Office 2007 sometimes crashes on me on this machine, which happens to run Vista. I use Vista at work and Office never crashes, and I help support hundreds of machines and I’ve never got one support ticket for Office 2007 crashing like this. Service pack 1 didn’t help either. If I told this to my Mac loving tech friends at work it would excite them no end because it would be fuel for their anti-Microsoft philosophy.
John Dvorak, a famous computer pundit, regularly writes columns about the doom of Vista. He’s not the only one, there seems to be a tidal wave of attacks on Vista and Microsoft. I think Vista is superior to XP, and I love Office, especially 2007, even though it conks out on me at times on my home computer. My Mac friends will gleeful attack the faults of Microsoft for hours and I’ll mention I have a user with Leopard that keeps crashing and they’ll just quickly admit Leopard has some problems and go back to attacking Vista or Exchange. How weird is that? It’s like having a wife that tries to kill you from time to time, but since you love her you don’t want to divorce her. I think with Mac fanatics, they say she’s so beautiful, how can I give her up. PC fanatics say she does everything, takes care of the kids, cooks great meals, keeps a beautiful house, I couldn’t live without her. Linux fans brag how their computer wives never try to kill them while ignoring the fact that none of their friends find their wives attractive.
One reason I hate those I’m a Mac commercials is because they are as honest as a political campaign commercial. And I can’t understand why Microsoft doesn’t slam Apple with counter commercials. I’ve always been a loner, and should have been a Mac person. I even used a Mac for years. But I know who pays for my livelihood, and in the world of work, PC computers are the team player. And since I have to support hundreds of computers and users, the concept of team playing is quite obvious to me, even though I’m a loner type. Macs are like opinionated movie stars. Arty types are just not known to be team players, so I can’t understand why Macs even want to be part of the corporate world of team playing.
When I listen to my Mac friends they want to overthrow the government and establish a radical new political system. If makes me feel old and conservative. When I hear PC pundits scream for the return of XP, it makes me think I’m living with creationists. I ask my Mac friends what should we do and they say get rid of all the PCs. And I say wouldn’t Apple become the new Microsoft? At least Windows runs on any personal computer including Macs. Why would corporate America want to switch to a system where computers only come from one company? I tell my Mac friends if I was to dump Microsoft it would be for Linux. It’s more universal than Microsoft running on anything from the smallest to largest computers.
I’ve installed Linux once or twice a year since 1993. Every time I discover I can’t do what I want with Linux and go back to Windows, but each time it gets closer. Currently, if I was to switch away from Windows I could do the most of what I do now with a Mac, but I refuse to buy into a system with only a single source of hardware, and very expensive hardware at that. And even though Mac fanatics promise Nirvana, I support Macs at my job and I well know how unhappy some Mac users are at times.
The truth is we’re all unhappy with our computer systems. Sure PCs are plain-Jane machines that are as glamorous as shovels but we’re all able to work with them. Now that the PC pundits hate Microsoft, as well as the Mac and Linux users, I have to wonder should I give up on Microsoft. Is it time for a new computer world order? Now that the major music companies are all agreeing to sell music as MP3 files without DRM, it means any computer system can play them. Now that Amazon bought Audible.com, maybe I could get my audio books in a file format that isn’t dependent on my OS. If everyone used the same file format for word processing documents, spreadsheets, databases, sound files, etc., then it wouldn’t matter which computer system I used.
But is that really valid? Some of the countries getting the OLPC computers are complaining that it doesn’t run Windows like the people use in the rich countries. When I ask kids from India and China coming over here to go to school about Linux they go huh? They want to study Microsoft and Oracle. Where Linux succeeds best is in the corporate world where it does unflashy server work. Logically, having an OS like Linux, with its free and open source philosophy, should become the world standard and be the replacement OS for PCs and Macs – and that might happen. But success might not be about logic. For my day-to-day use Vista is the champ because it offers me more variety of services and works with more online services and is more secure than XP. Are there things about Vista I don’t like? Sure. But to switch to any other system means a lot more aggravation. Even Microsoft and Windows must evolve.
Microsoft should make a series of ads where the hippie Mac kid walks into situations where teams of people are working and propose radical solutions. Imagine today at the Super Bowl the Mac kid walking out on the field and telling the quarterbacks “Hey, football sucks – soccer is the game for America.” Or have him walk into some corporate skyscraper and go up sixty floors to the CIO office and tell the top guy he should replace his 80,000 computers with Macs, retrain all his workers and rewrite billions of lines of code so his customers use Apple friendly programs.
I like my Mac and Linux friends, but I get tired of all the Microsoft bashing. And now that all the PC computer magazines and websites are starting to bash Microsoft too, it’s getting depressing. Computers are very important to me. It’s like my last blog entry about living without electricity; I wouldn’t want to live in a world without computers either. I want my computer to work faithfully and not annoy me, but I don’t want my OS to become my religion or political party or philosophy.
Jim