Buying Vinyl Records Can Be So Goddamn Annoying!!!

I wonder if the phrase “You Can’t Go Home Again” also applies to technology too?  Can we return to living with older inventions?  Why haven’t some people rejected television and returned to radio?  There’s always some Luddites.  Just last week CBS Sunday Morning had a piece about people going back to typewriters.  Really?  Who wants to go back to carbon paper and liquid paper after using a word processing?   Who would even want to return to WordPerfect or WordStar after using Microsoft Word?

Many people want to return to vinyl records.  I’ve been trying to go home again with music too, but it’s like the Thomas Wolfe novel.  I’m having trouble.

I love shopping for old records.  I love the big 12” covers.  But nostalgia is not all its cracked up to be.

I love old records, until I play them.  If they play without incident I love the heck out of them.  But if they skip, skate, crackle, pop, hiss, it shoots my blood pressure way up and pisses me off.  It makes me want to smash the record and give up LPs for good.  But I don’t.

It’s such a crapshoot to buy old records.  Come on, how much can we expect from half-century old plastic? 

I’ve bought LPs that looked mint and they’d have a constant background hiss.  I’ve bought records for one cut, and that cut, and that cut only, causes my stylus to skate.  But I’ve also bought records covered with fine scratches that sound wonderful.  It’s weird, but the heavy beat up old records from the 1950s and 1960s often play far better than the thin, nearly new looking records of the 1970s and 1980s.

Part of my problem is my “good” turntable.  It tracks so light that any imperfection causes a record to skate or skip.  My good turntable is hooked up to my good stereo.  I buy records hoping to find the wonderful warm sound of vinyl.  I play them loud.  So when a record acts up, I hear it jarringly loud, which makes it all the more annoying.  The good turntable is designed to make the records sound better, and to protect LPs from wear by lightly tracking through the grooves.  If a LP doesn’t play well on the good turntable I put it on the bad turntable in my computer room.  This older player, with its much heavier tone arm and tracking, can often play records the good turntable can’t.  But I have to listen to problem records on my computer speakers, which are Klipsch THX and sound good, but they aren’t like listening to the Infinity floor standing speakers in the den.

Maybe I should always use old technology to play old records, and new technology to play new records.

Many audiophiles claim LPs sound superior to CDs, but I disagree.  Yeah, LPs have a warm sound that’s very appealing, but it’s not why I buy records.  Modern CDs sound technically superior by far.  I buy records to travel back in time.  I want to go to a record store and shop for a new LP discovery.  I want to flip past hundreds of albums and find one I want to take a chance on.  I want to bring that album home, put it on the stereo, kick back in my recliner and listen with all my might.  And if I get lost in the experience, thrilled by discovering something wonderful, I find blissful pleasure.

All too often now I’ll be deep in reverie and BLAM! – the tone arm slams into some microscope imperfection.   Or WEEEEEERRNT! as it slides over a portion of the cut.  This is so goddamn irritating.  This seldom happened decades ago when the LPs were new.  And even now it doesn’t happen as much as you’d imagine for such ancient technology, but it happens enough to wonder why I bother with retro tech.  Digital technology is infinitely more convenient and reliable.

Like here’s a favorite LP I fell in love with back in 1968 that I recently rediscovered and bought on vinyl, The Secret Life of J. Eddy Fink by Janis Ian.  The copy I found even had the blue paper insert with a couple extra poems.

secret-life-of-j-eddy-fink

Coming home, I was so happy to have found this LP again.  I put it on with great expectations.  Then it didn’t play right.  I could have save myself a trip and $5.  It’s available to play online for free at Janis Ian’s website, and doesn’t skip there (although the site fades out the end of the song in a way so she’s not giving you’re the real thing).  I do have the same songs on a CD I bought years ago, Society’s Child: The Verve Recordings, or from Rdio, but it’s more fun to play from an LP that looks like the LP I owned 45 years ago.  Because it doesn’t play from the good turntable it ruins the whole experience and fun of buying the album.  It will play from the bad turntable and that’s a consolation, but it deflates the fun.

Does it really matter if a song comes from squiggles on vinyl, pits on a CD, or via electrons over the internet?  Why am I trying to go to a long ago past, when I have a bright and shiny present to explore?

I was buying a lot of old records.  I’ve bought 61 albums since the beginning of the year, but I’ve stopped.  I suppose I could switch to very expensive 180 gram new albums, which run $20-50, but I won’t.  I’ve gone back to mostly listening to Rdio.  It has about a million albums.  I’m not hurting for music to listen to.  It was just fun trying to find lost albums.  I just missed record stores and flipping through bins of records.  But I guess I can’t go home again.

I haven’t completely given up on vinyl.  I’m just more careful.  I’m learning to be a more savvy vinyl shopper.  I keep my eye out for LPs that have never been reprinted, or the CDs have long gone out of print too.  I use digital for most stuff, and vinyl for when digital lets me down.

I guess I’m an old fart when I claim that buying music online is not the same experience as shopping for records in a store.  That something has been lost by modern ways.  But I am willing to admit that the new ways, with modern technology, are far superior.  If I was forced to choose between Rdio and records that played perfectly every time, I’d pick Rdio.  If I was forced to choose between Amazon and bookstores, I’d pick Amazon.  The world wide web is better than CompuServe and GENIE.  I’m not crazy.  I do know a 2013 Ford Mustang is technically superior to its 1965 classic ancestor, even though people will pay far more for the older model.  Nostalgia sells, but modern technology is superior.

We might talk about going home, but now is better.  For instance, a couple weeks ago I got a heart stent.  In 1968 I’d have been shit out of luck.

JWH – 5/25/13

8 thoughts on “Buying Vinyl Records Can Be So Goddamn Annoying!!!

  1. Re: “my “good” turntable… It tracks so light that any imperfection causes a record to skate or skip.”
    This sounds like you have definitely have the arm balanced incorrectly; while you do not want excessive weight on the needle as that may cause damage to both needle and vinyl grooves, you don’t want the arm to bounce – or worse, skate – at the slightest scratch or imperfection. You want to balance the weight so that the cartridge housing rests just enough on the tracks to stay firmly put, unless there are serious cracks or deep scratches, or something bumps hard against the turntable. It takes a while to balance it “perfectly”, but this needs to be done, as you are likely damaging both needle and vinyl, as is.
    I just purchased three ’50s- and ’60s-era vinyl albums, and though not in mint condition, they play fine and sound absolutely wonderful. I may not have “audiophile” listening equipment, but I enjoyed listening to these albums loud enough so that I could hear them upstairs without rumble or hiss. With the issues you describe, you may need to look into a good stereo equalizer to better tailor the sound. Or it could be that you are simply listening obsessively to the SOUND coming out of your speakers rather than the MUSIC being heard… I mean, audio perfection is great and all, but I like to listen to my music as I move about the house, and not sitting in rapt, intense judgment of the audio source.
    Cheers, and hope you have a good Memorial Day weekend, Jim!

    1. Yeah, I keep messing with balancing my tone arm. Records from the 1950s and 1960s usually do wonderful. It’s the records from the 1970s and 1980s that give me fits. I’ve never thought about getting an equalizer. But the hiss I talk about his from damage to the records, not from the amp. It’s a static like his on some records that I assume comes from being played with a very bad needle. I’ll give you a LP that has it for you to try.

      1. Sure thing. I played one of my old records from 1982 the other day, and it was great! Although I purchased it new, and I take excellent care of my LPs… Listening to a truly great vinyl LP right now as I type:
        “Quiet Village: The Exotic Sounds of Martin Denny” vintage 1959. EXCELLENT aural quality, bought used via Amazon marketplace.

      2. I’m playing Quiet Village right now from Rdio, they have several of his albums. This is exactly the kind of stuff I love to find on vinyl. What’s funny, this kind of music that my parents played and pointed to as good music when telling me and my sister that rock music was just noise.

      3. I know, it’s taken me a while to come full circle towards SOME stuff that was cool in the ’50s & ’60s… but some of the stuff my parents liked STILL sucks! I have found the “exotica” music phenomenon quite appealing, of late… pretty much the musical equivalent of Tiki bars and restaurants – remember them??!! (My favorite watering hole in Santa Fe, Evangelo’s, was once THE coolest Tiki bar… spent many an after-gig hour there…)

      4. I’ve completely forgotten about Tiki bars. There’s a CD I discovered years ago, back in the 90s, Music for a Bachelor’s Den. They made a whole series out of them. Volume 2 is Exotica. Volume 8 is Sex Kittens in Hi-Fi. They are long out of print, and expensive collector items now. I’d love to track them all down – I only have the first one. Basically they are jazz lite, or pop jazz. Right now I’m listening to a selection that’s from volume 1, Jackie Gleason’s Orchestra playing “You’re Driving Me Crazy (What Did I Do?)” For me this is the best kind of music to play on vinyl.

        Another type of music I like to find is soundtracks. I love music from spy movies, but orchestra music from 1950s and 1960s movies is generally appealing to me.

  2. It’s the thrill of the hunt. Ordering a book from Amazon gives me no thrill. But driving out to parts unknown on the trail of a used book store I haven’t visited yet and not knowing what treasures I might find is quite thrilling.

    I started looking for 45s at yard sales and antique store even though I don’t have a record player. I’ve been putting them on the wall over my computer. The last time I found a bunch of neat ones I found all the songs on the 45s on youtube and listened to my 45s that way. :)

    Since the thrill of the hunt is the best part for me anyway listening to them is irrelevant. I think I’ll start looking for LPs too because I love the detailed artwork on some of them.

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